18sx Joke Story - Underage tutup Telinga saja.. =p

Seorang lelaki berumur 48 tahun telah ditahan polis hari ini kerana telah mencabul kehormatan menantu perempuannya.


Kejadian dikatakan berlaku lebih kurang pukul 11 pagi apabila tertuduh dikatakan telah masuk ke dalam bilik menantunya yang pada masa itu tinggal berseorangan kerana suaminya telah pergi bekerja.


Tertuduh kemudian dilaporkan telah memaksa mangsa menanggalkan bajunya lalu tertuduh telah meramas dan menghisap buah dada ( mesti besar, pejal dan montok tu ) mangsa.
Jiran-jiran dapat menangkap tertuduh setelah mendengar jeritan mangsa lalu membawanya ke balai polis.


Di balai polis, suami mangsa, iaitu anak lelaki tertuduh, terus meluru kepada ayahnya dengan perasaan marah bercampur kesal.


Si anak dengan menahan sabar berbaur kemarahan, dengan nada suara menggigil kerana menahan amarah yang amat sangat, lalu bertanya kepada ayahnya, “Ayah….. naper ayah buat camni ha? Ayah dah hilang akal ke? Tak malu ke? Mana kami nak letak muka, ayah? Kenapa ayah? why? why? why?”.


Si ayah pun dengan tenang lagi selamba menjawab, “Ooh… malu konon… apa yang nak dimalukan?” Berdesing telinga si anak apabila mendengar jawapan ayahnya.


“Apa??!! Tak malu??!!! Badan si anak menggeletar teramat kerana cuba menahan marah.

Itu bini saya la ayah!!!!


“Dah tu…..” tempelak si ayah, “yang kau tu dulu hisap buah dada bini aku, aku tak kisah pun.
Takkan skang ni aku nak hisap buah dada bini kau pun tak boleh??? Kena adil laaa!!!” Si anak terus jadi sawan mendengar jawapan ayahnya

You shud watch this...funny

Lanun the Best

Michael Jackson Tribute - awesome

Lanun Story Joke

NEW CAR
Tio-Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it
to her. So there Tio-Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car
to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch
ah!"
"Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said KionG.
"Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"
So KionG said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"
So KionG took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the &
accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
"Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!" screamed Tio-Beng.
"Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*


FISHING
These two Polish(Mosai and Cobra) guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so Mosai says to cobra, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"

Cobra asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"

Mosai then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow."

The Cobra replie with pointing his middle finger to mosai, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

Awareness - 5 DON'TS when you are sleeping.‏

1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you, switch it off first.

4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.








Lastly.....

5 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND
You may never wake up again. : )

Where you can Find This Toilet Sign?

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