Lanun Story Joke

NEW CAR
Tio-Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it
to her. So there Tio-Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car
to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch
ah!"
"Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said KionG.
"Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"
So KionG said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"
So KionG took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the &
accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
"Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!" screamed Tio-Beng.
"Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*


FISHING
These two Polish(Mosai and Cobra) guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so Mosai says to cobra, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"

Cobra asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"

Mosai then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow."

The Cobra replie with pointing his middle finger to mosai, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"